Some computer questions. need help!!?

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1.describe the capabilities of computers as compared to Human.





2.Distinguish between monitors and printers. Mention three advantages of using printers over monitors.





3. What is CD-ROM? why is the word ROM added to it?





4. How data are processed in Computer? mention its main steps and in how many ways data are classified.





5.History of Data Processing?





6.what do u mean by Hardware, Software, Liveware and Firmware?





7.Diferentiate between Expanded Data processing and Electronic Data Processing.





8.Define Secondary storage devices. why do we need these devices?





9.What is Operating System, Mention its main components.





10. Give a short note about Control Unit





11.Which languages are called Artificial Languages?|||Okay if you don't know the difference between a monitor and a printer you need more help than anyone here can give you. You need classes of some sort. If you are taking computer classes then I suggest you do your own homework.|||These questions, look like an exam. Not trying to be rude or anything. Most computer user people can't even answer questions like these. .If you want correct answers, type each question in the web search box. Many of them would have a quite detailed answer behind them.|||1.describe the capabilities of computers as compared to Human.





Computers are capable of accepting PCI cards into slots. Try that with a human and you are likely to get slapped (OK, may be some "fetish" types out there, but we're not going to talk about them). Computers "run" software, humans just run (especially when a pack of zombies are chasing them).








2.Distinguish between monitors and printers. Mention three advantages of using printers over monitors.





Monitors watch things, like your hall monitor watches for students that shouldn't be in the hall. Printers tend to be people that never learned to write in cursive.





Adv 1: Printers don't have to watch people


Adv 2: Printers get to doodle


Adv 3: Monitors are required to join the HDMI union.





3. What is CD-ROM? why is the word ROM added to it?





Prior to prefixing everything with "i" (example: iPhone, iPod, iGadget) or "e" (EMail, e-commerce, e-machine), the cool thing was to add the ROM suffix.





4. How data are processed in Computer? mention its main steps and in how many ways data are classified.





Computers are similar to the digestive system of a human. Computers just love to eat data. Fortunate for us, the byproduct is data or computational results. For the second part, if you are working with "classified" data, you'll need to kill the computer to keep it from talking.





5.History of Data Processing?





Dinosaurs weren't very good at data processing. Neanderthal's weren't too much better at it compared to dinosaurs.





6.what do u mean by Hardware, Software, Liveware and Firmware?





Hardware is just a harder version of software. Liveware should be handled with care so it doesn't become Deadware. Firmware is just a fancy word for Hardware.





7.Diferentiate between Expanded Data processing and Electronic Data Processing.





Expanded data processing is overweight data processing. Electronic data processing is data processing that ended up in the TRON world.





8.Define Secondary storage devices. why do we need these devices?





Secondary storage is where all the 2's go. Primary storage handles all the 1s %26amp; 0s.





9.What is Operating System, Mention its main components.





Operating system is a system where doctors operate on patients. Do you mean main components of the doctor or patient?





10. Give a short note about Control Unit





The police are a control unit. They specialize in enforcing laws to keep everyone under control.





11.Which languages are called Artificial Languages?





Klingon, Wookie, and Shakespearian are all artificial languages. OK, I threw Shakesperian in there to throw you off :). Have you ever heard a Klingon with a Lisp talking to a Wookie about semantics?